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"Ohhh my carrot cake!"- Big Gay Al
"Don't kick the baby."- Ike
Howwwwwwwdehooooooooooo!"- Mr. Hankey
"Your Mom is on the cover of Crack, Whore Magazine."- Kyle
"Don't mind him he's a poor disturbed little boy."- Cartman
"Your not going to ride on Santa's sleigh cause your a jew, kyle."- Cartman
"You know what they say, you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."- Chef
"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof."- Cartman
"Huh huh, thats just a little joke."- Cartman
"Now I know how all those white women felt."- Chef
"Its coming right for us!"- Jimbo
"What could be so wrong children it's Salisbury steak day?"- Chef
"How about some more of that lovin chef?"- Kathy Lee Gifford
"Over here I have a four assed monkey."- Genetic Engineer
"Yeah what ever you fat bitch"- Stan
"I got a bad itch."- Stan
"Hurry up were running late!"- Mrs Crabtree (Bus driver)
"3 times bigger than Frank Gifford's anyway."- Chef
"I'll pump you full of lead!"- Cartman
"No kitty, my pot pie."- Cartman
"Inteligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."- Cartman
"You want some more cheesy poofs."- Cartman's Mom
"Kyle did you just throw dodo at eric."- Mr. Garrison
"Hey your going to spill your beer!"- Jimbo
"There are no stupid question's just stupid people."- Mr. Garrison
"Move along, Nothing to see here."- Officer Barbrady
"Shut up fat boy!"- kyle
"Well, I'm just trying to say your a little wuss thats all."- Cartman
"I'm not gay, I just act that way to get chicks, dumbass."- Mr. Garrison
"I'm thankful for stuffing and pie."- Cartman
"You would say that fatass."- Stan
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"- Kenny
"Ewww Sick dude!"- Stan
"Sweet, camera crews are setting up and I'm looking totally ripped."- Cartman
"Stand forth, pull up flank, look out for charlies up in the trees."- Cartman
"Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay."- Cartman
"Go back to San Francisco with all the other Jews."- Cartman
"Cartman there's and 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"- Stan
"Cartoons kick ass."- Cartman
"Excuse me kitty."- Cartman
"There's no jews in San Francisco!"- Kyle
"Did I tell you about the time I booped your dad fatso."- Stans Grandpa
"Damn woman, I just gave you lovin five minutes ago!"- Chef
"No, it was just a dream."- Cartman
"We're always running late you ugly skank."- Stan
"I can't wait to own a fishing tank."- Stan
"Sure you guys, whatever!"- Cartman
"Cartman your such a fatass that when you walk down the street people go god damn it thats a big fatass!"- Kyle
"Are you looking at me!"- Mr. Garrison
"Democrats piss me off."- Cartman
"Yeah hippie, go back to woodstock if you can't shoot anything."- Cartman
"Then, I dug up your great grandma's skeleton and had my way with her too."- Stans Grandpa
"Thats the gayest dog I've ever seen."- Cartman
"If some girl tried to kick my ass, I would say hey get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"- Cartman
"You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!"- Mr. Hat
"My mom says its poop is bigger than our couch."- Kyle
"Thats why mom got me a pot bellied pig because it's poop is small."- Cartman
"Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."- Cartman
"Screw you guys, I'm going home talking pooh is where I draw the line."- Cartman
"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000."- Cartman
"Your mom was over hear earlier and I humped her like a little bitch."-Stans grandpa
"If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face."- Cartman
"Laugh all you want I'm the one who's going to be on T.V. looking all buff."- Cartman
"My mom says there is a lot of black people in Africa."- Cartman
"Your not doing nothing with fluffy's ass."- Cartman
"Yeah there almost as big as his moms."- Kyle
"I'm not fat I'm festively plump."- Cartman
"Well I know a little kitty kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight."Cartmans mom
"Yeah, fat boy saw it."- Kyle
"Hey, I'll blow your freakin head off!"- Cartman
"Kill me God damn it!"- Stan's Grandpa
"Because the stupid bitch won't let us."- Stan
"Rabbits eat lettuce."- Stan
"The bitch must die!"- Mr. Garrison
"They go marching in, crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass."-Cartman
"Cartman your such a fat f*ck when you walk down the street people say God damn it that's a big fat F*CK!"- Kyle
"I'm such a beefcake I can't even fit into the door."- Cartman
"How do you know she has a cat."- Stan
"I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the mountains, behold my Patrick Duffy leg."- Cartman
"If my sister tried to kick my ass I would say hey, stop dressing me up like the mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom, and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed."-Cartman
"God damn it don't call me fat you butt f*cken son of a bitch!"- Cartman
"Ooh snackie cakes, Kick ass!"- Cartman
"This is like the gun I used in Nam."- Cartman
"Don't be little my people you f*ckin fatass."- Kyle
"Don't call me fat Butt F*cker!"- Cartman
"My Uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool."- Cartman
"Somebody's baking brownies."- Cartman
"God damn it, you stepped on my foot you pig f*cker!"- Cartman
"Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog."- Cartman
"How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."-Cartman
"Maaaaaa kitty is being a dildo!"- Cartman
"I'm not fat I'm big boned."- Cartman
"You will respect my authority!"- Cartman
"KICK ASS!"- Cartman
"Sweet!"- Cartman
"I'll kick you in the nuts!"- Cartman
"Oh my God, They killed Kenny, You Bastards!"- Kyle
"Yeah I want chessy poofs!"- Cartman
"MMMMMMM"- Kenny
"Beefcake BEEFCAAAAAAAAAAKE!"- Cartman

 
